"THE BONE MAN"

The Last Bar " B " Que

Well the time has come and gone and my boy finally committed. The old gang was called and about 300 lbs of yard bird and street meat was sacrificed for one last Que.
Now my girl Rico and my boy Shane are dancing the two step together in the big "D". below are some of the pictures Erica took while we stuffed our face. I wish these two well on their jouney through many days of looking into tons of BS in boxes. the move was was good, if you call 60 mph winds and a sandstorm that colored the sky red for three hours good.

Fare the well biotches........

the good ole boys

My bro FishDog is thirty somthing. Hell I can't remember!!

Big Daddy of two insane little butt faced dwarfs and part time husband to the Queen of all that is organized and holy has had yet another birthday on December 16th. He has surpassed the odds and prooven to the Gods that a baldheaded borderline SKITZO can grow up and have a normal life and be productive. If you can get him off the internet while he is playing some shoot'em up bang bang game you might actually hold a fifth grade intellect conversation with him.

I love you DAWG. Glad you made it another year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Girl Z turned 11 this month!!!!!!!!!

My oldest and dearest daughter Elizabeth turned 11 on the 15th of December. She is very proud to finally be called 11. What a nut!!!! She has been complaining because we have said she is 11 for the last couple of months. "I'm 10 and a half dad". Gosh! I am so sorry.

It's been a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well lets see here. Between being a MySpace whore and being busy I have neglected my obligation to fill your brains with off the wall jibberish. The past couple of months I have enjoyed the college football season and the fact the Razorbacks have indeed kicked ass on their way to face another suspect loser in a BCS bowl. For all the non believers outside the Razorback Nation, TOLD YA SO, should have listened to the Bone Man..........BCS BOWL BOUND.........11 and 1 Possible National Champs

RUN DMC (Darren McFadden) FOR HEISMaN!!!!!!!

GO HAWGS........WOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOIE

I was also in the great city of New York. What a beautiful place this is. Enjoy the few pictures from the Big Apple.

Yeah I know, Sorry bout that

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know why the heck haven't you posted in a while? Well, to be honest, I have not cared to. I really haven't been inspired by much lately. I have been inspired but I am not going to write about it due to the fact I don't want to jinx it. Soooooooooo, I'll tell you what I have been up to in about two words, NOT MUCH. Me and the kids have gone to Wild River Country a few times, laid on the couch an awful lot, drank, ate, slept(well kinda), and have been intentionally avoiding cleaning my room. Actually life now is awesome I just need a kick in the ass to get going for some reason. Not depressed, actually very happy, so I am not sure why the last couple of months have been so bluh. Maybe now that the girls are back in school things will change. Oh there is something! I went to my daughters open house at school and sat through the hole ordeal, when we were going to find the their teachers we found that they had not been registered. Way to go Ang!!! It seems the school put out a notice in the paper to preregister the children the week of the open house. I don't read the paper, Their mom doesn't read the paper, so how the hell was she to know. Common sense would have told ME that maybe I should call the school to see if we need to register since we had to the year before. But no, we just assumed that since they went there the year before they would be automatically be enrolled. This makes a lot of sense. I was told that they might not even have a slot for the girls. So I trotted my little happy ass to there school just after Seven in the A.M. on there first day of school. To my surprise, not, there was at least twenty parents there doing the same. Well after waiting with their mom at school were delighted to find out both had classes. YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
No more stress from school, at least for now. After all they are my children and God knows I was no saint. Looking forward to a wonderful year. I am very proud of both Elizabeth and Scarlette for their actions Monday morning. Neither gave me even an ounce of trouble when I woke them up. They both shot out of bed, got dressed, fixed themselves breakfast and where waiting on me to get out of the shower so they could brush their hair and teeth. I told them on the way to school that they freakin rocked. Way to go babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we'll see what this new year brings............

Bone

One more thing, It is finaly close to FOOTBALL SEASON, THANK GAWD!!!!!!!!!